NiteFenix 1.0 is here.

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So some of you may have wondered what I have been up to with the whole Beta thing on Twitter. The simple answer is just, it’s me having a bit of fun to entertain myself.

In all seriousness though, this is just a bit of an update to let you guys know what’s been happening with my life, in the form of humour. I hope to start actively blogging again soon, so watch this space.

Now I’m going to entertain you guys a bit with the version 1.0 Release Notes. Enjoy!

NiteFenix 1.0 Release Notes:

  • Started self-development using several pieces lying around. Currently mainly made up out of string, propulsion cores, harness accelerators, a hamster driven power core and several components too hard to pronounce even for me.
  • Added a dash of technical education and a big whollop of sarcasm and/or humor. The latter deviates from time to time, depending on how well the harness accelerators balances things.
  • Installed social modulator but forgot the “On-switch” in the on position one night and the thing fried. Alcohol was NOT involved. PROMISE.
  • Played some Bejeweled 2.
  • Installed logic center. Did not work, sent back to manufacturer.
  • Met a celebrity. Not sure which one, but it was awesome.
  • Did some writing. Didn’t finish. Still have writer’s block.
  • Are you still reading this?
  • I like pizza.
  • Played paint ball.
  • Bought an Xbox One.
  • Waited for Xbox One to arrive.
  • Endorsed apples as nutritious and delicious food.
  • Fended off vampires. Not in a video game.
  • Rode a bicycle.
  • Danced in the rain.
  • Replaced propulsion cores. They fried too.
  • Never dance in the rain again.
  • Listened to music.
  • Received the Xbox One.
  • Set up the Xbox One.
  • Played games on Xbox 360.
  • Questioned purpose in life.
  • Read half of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods.
  • Read ¼ of Wilbur Smith’s Desert God.
  • Bought Destiny.
  • I like Nachos.
  • BAYMAX!
  • Think of possible conclusions to Beta process.
  • Collect Spirit Bloom.
  • Eat bunanas.
  • WE ARE THE NORTH WIND!
  • I’m a scatterbrain aren’t I?
  • I really, really, really, really like Tom Hanks. He makes an awesome Robert Langdon.
  • Also Dan Brown is awesome.
  • I like showers now, not just baths.
  • Chewie, we’re home.
  • Oliver Queen is now [SPOILER].
  • The new Doctor needs a new companion.
  • Danced in the rain again. Logic center made me forget what happened the last time.
  • Spent most of Saturday looking for new propulsion cores. Only newer models available. I hate technology.
  • Winter is coming.

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